Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

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If I Ever Meet Someone Who Works On Timetables For Cityrail, I’m Going To Kick Them In The Shins. Hard.

October 15, 2008

I have just hopped on a train at Central after waiting for 32 minutes on the platform. At least, that’s what the board said when I arrived.

The train is an old, smelly thing with only 6 carriages. I got a seat – but only just.

If there was some kind of malfunction to cause this wait, I might be a little more sympathetic. But no, this is just how long you need to wait for a train to get to Campbelltown during the day.

Two trains went to East Hills while I was waiting. Surely one of them could have gone the extra 5 stops?

Actually, I’ve changed my mind. If I ever do meet someone from Cityrail’s timetable division, I’m going to kick them in the nuts. Repeatedly.

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Airline Security Has Gone Beyond Stupid

September 20, 2008

On my way home from Hong Kong this week (I was there for an HP conference), Lauren asked me to pick up some duty free makeup. No worries – I do it every time I go on a business trip.

Except that this time, at Hong kong airport, as I went to purchase a series of make-up removers and lotions, I was told no. And while it took me a while to understand exactly what the woman was telling me, it turned out that because three out of the four bottles I was purchasing were over 100ml, I couldn’t take them on board the plane as hand luggage. Of course, I’d already checked in, so I couldn’t get it into and checked luggage, which meant I couldn’t purchase the cosmetics.

How f%&king stupid!

For a start – I’d already been through security, which meant that I hadn’t been able to get any volume of chemicals into the duty free area. Secondly – there was no way that I could have transferred any volatile liquids into these containers either. Thirdly – come off it! The whole notion of liquid bombs was a theory, which may or may not have worked if thoe British terrorists hadn’t been caught.

They had another check just before we got onto the plane, too, so there was no chance of getting the stuff through.

I’m all for being vigilant and fighting terrorism, but not when it borders on absurd. Let’s see some kind of sensibility back in the world.

(BTW – that image was taken at The Peak in Hong Kong. Nothing to do with my rant other than I took it over there…)

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